i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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