I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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