I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
third nipple confirmed
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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