: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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