I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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