so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I think I just sharted jello shots
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
