you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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