one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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