i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Enjoy the penises
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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