Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹ï¸
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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