Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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