I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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