? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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