It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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