Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Couch. On fire.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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