I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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