butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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