Only a mothe r could love this liver
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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