Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Two words: nipple clamps
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