things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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