Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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