turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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