Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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