I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
