she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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