I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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