I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
