i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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