Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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