How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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