I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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