I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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