Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We left the knife in your bed.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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