Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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