idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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