I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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