i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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