Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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