You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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