i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My dick has a subreddit
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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