i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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