I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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I just want nice things and good sex
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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