I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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