But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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