2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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