why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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