We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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