I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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