Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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