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the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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