How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
