His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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