Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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