She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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