He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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