Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It was confusing and full of hummus
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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