is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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